Sunday, May 28, 2017

FORGET FLAT EARTH! The Video that the P.T.B. Doesn't Want You To See! DEEPER THAN FLAT EARTH!



Hoax Busters Call

“People are suckers for a mystery”-Mark Sargent

Everyone who knows that NASA is engaged in fraud also know with about 112% degree of certainty that the earth is actually flat.

Utilizing the same “Truther” (non)logic formula that brought you the “Flat Earth Movement”, we can concoct another great truth…

Since James Cameron is a known director and producer of Hollywood films we can be reasonably assured that his “Deep Sea” missions were fake and CGI. With that fact established we can rampage forward to the inevitable conclusion that, NOWHERE in ANY of the worlds oceans is the water deeper than 100 feet.

Welcome, my friends, to Deep Truth™, a fresh new bowl of conspiracy candy that we can all provide the truths that establish Deep Truth™ though rigorous application of Citizen Science(Assertions, Conjecture, False Dichotomies and LOTS AND LOTS of pure speculation).

Flat Earth was settled once and for all when we figured out the simple formula: NASA Lies = Flat Earth.

Now it’s time for Deep Truth™…
James Cameron Lies = Oceans No Deeper than 100 ft…FACT. Now all that remains is to go out there and find the proof!

“Remember, line barnacles must be accounted for, they’re tricky little bastards, they usually drop off your depth gauge lane when you pull it up.”-Deep Truth™ Facts Book

THIS IS A PARODY OF THE PATHETIC "FLAT EARTH TRUTHER" PSYCHOLOGICAL OPERATION

Deep Sea - Perfect Dark Music Extended

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